Surreal things to see on the freeway:
Machine-gunners sprinting at the speed of cars.
The oversized face of Eric Clapton, leaning forward to gain momentum.
A giant floating fedora.
An obese woman rolling on her side at the speed of cars, terrified.
Well, I decided to replace the news page with this nifty blog. Hopefully this will inspire me to update more.
Anyhow, there's news on the bucket factory tip, first off, there is a new Bucket Factory release: "A Parenthetical Girls Family Christmas". It is the third in the semi-annual Parenthetical Girls Christmas EP's, and is available in a super limited edition of 150 hand made CD's on their current East Coast tour.
Speaking of which, the tour began yesterday, and here's the dates: Friday the 3rd: Seattle, WA @ PARADOX (w/Xiu Xiu, Dirty Projectors, Cong For Brums, and Grouper)
Monday the 6th: Minneapolis, MN @ HEXAGON BAR (w/Best Friends Forever)
Tuesday the 7th: Chicago, IL @ BEAT KITCHEN
Wednesday the 8th: Ann Arbor, MI @ U of M
Thursday the 9th: Toronto @ THE BOAT (w/The Patients, Christa Min, Problem)
Friday the 10th: Montreal @ FRIENDSHIP COVE (w/Alden Penner and No Cars Go)
Saturday the 11th: Brooklyn @ THE LUCKY CAT (w/The Martha Dumptruck Massacre)
Sunday the 12th: Poughkeepsie, NY @ 148 (Vassar)
Monday the 13th: Albany, NY @ VALENTINES (w/Brent Gorton and the Tender Breasts)
Tuesday the 14th: NYC, NY @ Cake Shop
Wednesday the 15th: Providence, RI @ AS220
Thursday the 16th: Bronxville , NY@ SARAH LAWRENCE
Friday the 17th: Philadelphia @ UPSTAIRS AT SAL'S
Saturday the 18th: Baltimore, MD @ WHAM CITY
Sunday the 19th: Washington, DC @ TBA
Monday the 20th: Akron, OH @ SQUARE RECORDS
Tuesday the 21st: Bloomington, IN @ CHERRY CANARY
Wednesday the 22nd: Des Moines, IA @ VAUDEVILLE MEWS
Wednesday the 24th: Denver, CO @ HI DIVE
Thursday the 25th: Boise, ID @ NEUROLUX
That's all for now.