Old Man Winter
Well, it's almost Christmas time and you know what that means: awkwardness. Here inside of the Bucket Factory, we've been whipping our laborers in an attempt to make them work harder for their Christmas break. Productivity is not what it could be. Last quarter we manufactured 204,048 buckets, which is pathetic.
The Parenthetical Girls East Coast tour was a modest success. If you wish, check out the back entries of our literally retarded tour blog here.
Speaking of the P-Girls, the newest Bucket Factory online release has arrived: A Parenthetical Girls Family Christmas. Get your filthy paws all over it HERE
Bonus is playing a show Sat. 12/16 at Dune's with The Pwrfull Power (Kaz Nomura). Enjoy the beautiful flier by Brenna Murphy:
You might also notice, while you're spending the large portion of your time that I know exists in which you lurk around the Bucket Factory website looking for new stuff, an updated magic bucket
Anyway, in fear of offending certain devout religious types: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!